I hate it when acquaintances and friendships are forced upon me. Especially by my friends.
Dear friends, let your friends be your friends. I can’t make friends with people on demand, even when I see they are nice and wonderful. I realize that you would love me to, and so I disappoint you in some way. And that thought makes me feel like an terrible failure and awful human being.
My mum once bought me a yoga mat for my birthday. I wish she’d rather bought me a punching bag.
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
Body Art by Gesine Marwedel, Germain artist.
I’m amazed
The dopest shit ever
okay but hear me out:
scarlett johansson and natalie dormer playing a pair of rival assassins who fall in love and take down another assassin hired to kill them
THIS!!!
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.
Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.
now this is legitimate shit you can attribute to good ole Billy Shakes. the man definitely had a way with phrases.
steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:
Photographers keep draping Zoe Saldana over her robust, stubbly [interchangeable] sci-fi costars.
#I legitimately did not parse that those were two different white men
LOLING FOR ETERNITY.
For those of you still confused, that first one is for James Cameron’s Avatar.
…those are two different dudes??
we sure they didn’t shave the same dude
i thought they were both Pratt too. yikes.
God, I’m usually better at this game. FUCK.
Hollywood, you should know you have a white guy problem when even white people (and I personally am Whiter Shade of Pale) can’t tell the white guys apart. I thought it was just Teen Wolf, but NO.
Holy shit, I had no idea it was two different dudes.
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